In A World Full Of Mondays, Be A Wednesday Sweater

In a world full of Mondays… be a Wednesday.
For the ones who prefer shadows over sunshine and sarcasm over small talk, this statement sweater channels the energy of a certain death-staring, cello-playing outsider we all know (and fear). It's not just a look — it’s an attitude...

This piece is perfect for brooding in botanical greenhouses, outsmarting normies, or simply embracing your beautifully twisted individuality. Whether you're navigating life or secret societies, this sweater reminds the world: you weren’t made to blend in.

Details:

• Jet black crewneck with crisp white gothic lettering

• Premium 80% cotton / 20% recycled poly blend

• Cozy, unisex fit — true to size

• Pre-shrunk and soft-washed

• Best worn with a deadpan stare